🍫 Unleash the Passion with Every Bite!
Tabs ChocolateSquares for Couples is a mood-enhancing dark chocolate bar designed to elevate intimacy. Each box contains three squares of rich, 60% cocoa chocolate, enriched with natural ingredients like Epimedium and Maca Root. Vegetarian and gluten-free, these chocolates are crafted in an FDA-compliant facility, ensuring quality and safety for all couples looking to enhance their experience.
H**T
What is the strength of your libido?
I know what you're thinking, why would I give that as the title to a review and the answer is pretty simple... This might actually work for those of us who don't already have a strong libido. To put it simply I have to give it a low rating not necessarily because it was a terrible product per se, but simply because it just didn't work on me. I literally ate one and a half pieces of this chocolate and got absolutely nothing out of it except for eating some expensive chocolate 🫤. Now am I saying for certain that it doesn't work at all? No. It's like I said you really need to surmise what your libido is capable of on its own and if it is capable of being "bolstered". At the time of writing this Valentine's Day has come and gone. Believe it or not I was going to use it way before Valentine's Day and unfortunately like I said nothing came of it. I was able to put on a good show regardless **please hold your applause** but I was hoping to have that extra oomph if you will to help really express my enjoyment of my partner's company. Nevertheless, we're all trying to put on a good show for somebody at some point. Maybe this will work for you, maybe it won't, but as the old saying goes, "take it with a grain of salt". Although to be fair, I took mine with two shots of Hennessy🫗
M**.
Buckle up and get ready for a wild ride!
Alright, imagine this: You're sitting in your dimly lit bedroom, wearing your snazziest robe, and you're feeling adventurous. You've got this sex chocolate bar in your hand, and the anticipation is building. You take a bite, and boom! It's like a chocolatey lightning bolt surging through your senses.Let me tell ya, this stuff is not your grandma's cocoa. It's like Willy Wonka took a trip to the red-light district and came back with a naughty secret recipe. Forget about just melting in your mouth; this chocolate makes you melt all over.I'll be honest, I was a little skeptical at first. I mean, chocolate and sex? What could possibly go wrong? But let me assure you, it's like a comedy duo that just clicked. They say laughter is the best aphrodisiac, but let me tell you, this sex chocolate gives laughter a run for its money.The packaging alone is enough to make you blush. It's like a hidden treasure wrapped in a silky, seductive cloak. You feel like you're about to embark on an adventure, like Indiana Jones searching for the Holy Grail of cocoa delights. And when you finally open it, it's like a chorus of angels singing a heavenly melody. Except these angels have a naughty sense of humor.Now, the taste. Oh boy, the taste. It's like a chocolate symphony playing all the right notes. It's smooth, rich, and velvety, just like that deep voice you'd hear in a romantic comedy narrating your love life. Every bite is a rollercoaster of pleasure, with flavors that'll make your taste buds tango like they're on a date with Ryan Gosling.But here's the real kicker: It's not just about the chocolate itself. This bar is like a comedy show in your mouth. It's got these little surprises hidden inside, like popping candy that'll make your tongue do a stand-up routine. I couldn't stop laughing while savoring each bite. It's like the chocolate itself has a sense of humor and knows how to tickle your funny bone.Now, a word of caution: This sex chocolate is not for the faint of heart or the weak of laughter. If you're easily embarrassed or have a serious case of the giggles, you might want to stick to the regular stuff. But if you're up for an adventure that'll leave you in stitches and bliss, then grab a bar of this bad boy and let the laughter and pleasure commence!So there you have it, folks! This sex chocolate bar is like a comedy club in your mouth, serving up hilariously delicious treats. It's chocolate that'll make you scream with laughter and pleasure at the same time. Grab a bar, enjoy the ride, and remember to keep it funny, folks!
K**T
I wouldn’t not recommend, but I also wouldn't recommend
Title will be explained towards the end.I read some reviews of people complaining this did not work. But it seemed as though people were expecting this to work the way viagra does. It does NOT. This chocolate is meant to enhance the feelings of doing the deed while doing the deed. People who complained said they waited for it to kick in but it sounds as though they ended up not being frisky with their partner at all that night. Not even to give it a try.You can feel the effects of the chocolate once you’ve started being intimate with you partner (after 30 minutes as stated on the packaging) and let me just say that it is the best feeling ever. My boyfriend and I were losing our minds because of how amazing it felt. We could not believe what we were feeling.This is where the explaination to the title is. The only thing that we personally thought was bad was that it made you sensitivity really intense to the point where it became painful. The product increases blood flow which made my boyfriend VERY erect and me VERY sensitive. My boyfriend said it was honestly kinda of painful being that way because he’d never been that way before. Neither of us could finish, even after multiple near arrivals, due to the intensity of the chocolate which became frustrating for the both of us.As for taste, personally, I’m not a fan of dark chocolate so it wasn’t amazing. My boyfriend, though, thought it tasted pretty alright.Take all of this information as you will. I would recommend this product if you want to enhance your bedroom experience, but beware that you may become very sensitive due to its effects. An amazing sensation, not so amazing ability to release your pleasure if you know what I mean.
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