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product_id: 386879530
title: "Patch Fiend Suck My Balls- The Bubble Tea PVC Morale - Funny Morale, Tactical, Military - Military es - Perfect for Your Tactical Military Army Gear, Backpack, Cap, Vest"
brand: "patch fiend"
price: "$49.43"
currency: USD
in_stock: true
reviews_count: 5
category: "Patch Fiend"
url: https://www.desertcart.ec/products/386879530-patch-fiend-suck-my-balls-the-bubble-tea-pvc-morale
store_origin: EC
region: Ecuador
---

# Hook-backed for easy attachment Compact 3" x 2" size Durable PVC rubber Patch Fiend Suck My Balls- The Bubble Tea PVC Morale - Funny Morale, Tactical, Military - Military es - Perfect for Your Tactical Military Army Gear, Backpack, Cap, Vest

**Brand:** patch fiend
**Price:** $49.43
**Availability:** ✅ In Stock

## Summary

> 🎯 Stick on the fun, stay tactical, and never blend in!

## Quick Answers

- **What is this?** Patch Fiend Suck My Balls- The Bubble Tea PVC Morale - Funny Morale, Tactical, Military - Military es - Perfect for Your Tactical Military Army Gear, Backpack, Cap, Vest by patch fiend
- **How much does it cost?** $49.43 with free shipping
- **Is it available?** Yes, in stock and ready to ship
- **Where can I buy it?** [www.desertcart.ec](https://www.desertcart.ec/products/386879530-patch-fiend-suck-my-balls-the-bubble-tea-pvc-morale)

## Best For

- patch fiend enthusiasts

## Why This Product

- Trusted patch fiend brand quality
- Free international shipping included
- Worldwide delivery with tracking
- 15-day hassle-free returns

## Key Features

- • **Snap-On Style:** Hook-backed design lets you effortlessly customize your gear—switch patches in seconds to match your vibe.
- • **Perfectly Portable:** Sized at a sleek 3" by 2", this patch fits seamlessly on backpacks, jackets, and tactical gear without bulk.
- • **Tactical Toughness:** Crafted from premium PVC rubber to endure daily wear and tear without losing shape or color.
- • **Collector’s Dream:** Ships in resealable packaging, perfect for storing and showcasing your growing morale patch collection.
- • **Conversation Starter:** Bold, irreverent bubble tea design adds humor and personality to your tactical or casual look—stand out in any crowd.

## Overview

The Patch Fiend 'Suck My Balls' Bubble Tea PVC Morale Patch is a high-quality, durable rubber patch measuring 3" by 2" with a hook backing for easy attachment to tactical gear, backpacks, jackets, and more. Designed for military, airsoft, and casual use, it combines rugged functionality with playful, eye-catching anime-inspired humor. Packaged in reusable zip resealable retail packaging, it’s built to last and perfect for collectors and enthusiasts seeking to add a unique, conversation-starting flair to their gear.

## Description

Whether you call it Bubble Tea or Boba Tea, this little guy doesn't care. He just has one purpose in life: to fill your belly with happiness. My Balls Bubble Tea Patch is a tongue-in-cheek PVC anime patch featuring a smiling Bubble Tea cup is here to shake things up. With a little fun irreverence; this iconic Taiwanese drink has become a worldwide beverage staple. What's more, our tactical patches with hook backing make it easy to attach this hilarious anime velcro patch to anything – from your tactical bag to your military backpack. And for the airsoft or paintball enthusiasts out there, our patches are perfect for adding a touch of humor to your gear. These tactical patches aren't just funny, they're also top-notch quality. Made from durable PVC, these patches can withstand the rigors of military life, or just everyday wear and tear. Puns aside, we take our patches seriously. But let's not forget our anime fans. It's not just a tactical patch, it's a conversation starter. Choose from our selection of moral patch funny patches, tactical patches, morale patches velcro, and more. With velcro patches for backpacks and jackets, you can easily customize your gear to fit your style. Whether you're a seasoned morale patch collector, a military enthusiast, a sushi lover, or just someone who appreciates a good joke, our 'I like it raw' patch is the perfect addition to your collection. So why not add a little humor to your tactical gear, military backpack, or airsoft patches? You'll have everyone in stitches! Wear this patch on your jackets, or even on your service dog's harness. It's more than just a funny morale patch. The Bubble Tea PVC Funny Morale Patch is made of durable rubber. " My Balls" Morale Patch is hook-backed so you can attach it to any loop or fuzzy surfaces like a car headliner, trunk liner, or your favorite patch wall, and measures 3″ by 2″.

Review: Friendly reminder for my wife incase she forgets
Review: Product is very good. Texture is good vinyl quality. The Velcro is nice and strong. Definitely recommend it

## Features

- PVC Rubber Morale Patch by Patch Fiend - Highest Quality Tactical Patches – Hook Backed Patch - Durable Rubber is perfect for collecting, with a glued and stitched on back for durability
- Patch Dimensions: 3″ by 2″. Our funny patch is perfect to attach to tactical bag, backpack, gun bag, car headliner, car trunk liner, jacket or to apply to any loop surface.
- This tactical patch comes shipped in zip resealable Patch Fiend retail packaging. Our reusable packaging is a good way to store your morale patches in when they are not being used.
- Our tactical patches are perfect to attach to tactical bag, tactical backpack, casual backpack, gun bag, car headliner, car trunk liner, jacket or to apply to any loop surface
- Patch Fiend 100% Guarantee: If you are not fully satisfied with the quality of our morale patch, we will refund 100% of your money. Our moral patches are designed for years of use.

## Technical Specifications

| Specification | Value |
|---------------|-------|
| ASIN | B09GNCTHWZ |
| Batteries required | No |
| Customer Reviews | 4.8 4.8 out of 5 stars (127) |
| Date First Available | 22 October 2021 |
| Is assembly required | No |
| Number of pieces | 1 |
| Product Dimensions | 7.62 x 5.08 x 0.64 cm; 18 g |

## Product Details

- **Brand:** Patch Fiend
- **Colour:** Full Color
- **Material:** Polyvinyl Chloride
- **Style:** anime
- **Theme:** Military

## Images

![Patch Fiend Suck My Balls- The Bubble Tea PVC Morale - Funny Morale, Tactical, Military - Military es - Perfect for Your Tactical Military Army Gear, Backpack, Cap, Vest - Image 1](https://m.media-amazon.com/images/I/71bMfAipLNL.jpg)

## Customer Reviews

### ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ Review
*by T***. on 18 July 2024*

Friendly reminder for my wife incase she forgets

### ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ Review
*by M***G on 7 September 2023*

Product is very good. Texture is good vinyl quality. The Velcro is nice and strong. Definitely recommend it

### ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ Review
*by T***E on 31 August 2023*

Absolutely loved it the only thing is I thought it'd be bigger. Nevertheless it's awesome.

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*Product available on Desertcart Ecuador*
*Store origin: EC*
*Last updated: 2026-02-02*