Andrex Classic Clean Washlets, 4 x 40 wipes

Good Value

Heaven is a Wet Wipe – A story of revelation. After years of deliberation and trepidation, at 20:57 on Wednesday 12th May 2021 I finally pulled the trigger on what could be the most pivotal decision in my short 29 year history on this planet. The countdown was on and plans were being created for the arrival of a 4pack of 40x Andrex Washlets on Friday 14th May 2021. I woke up at my normal time of 5am on the day, full of excitement and excrement, but determined to hold on to my temporary tail so I can fully maximize the wet wipe experience. I thought while at work around 10am that my flesh dam would have to open but I remained strong and persevered until I made it home at about 7:30pm. Annoyingly, dinner was ready for me when I got home and I didn’t want to deal with the consequences of shade thrown my way if I let the dinner get cold. Then, wedding talk happened. And when I say wedding talk, I mean I sit, listen and agree to every idea that my fiancé has until she’s finally decided on the original idea she had 40 minutes prior. But there was a slight break in the rant, it was 20:45 and I saw my way out. I took to the throne at 20:50, eager to squeeze out what I could only imagine has developed into the size of a small baby ox. The movement itself went without a hitch, it was a smooth exit with minimal splash and I knew that the clean up would be a quick job. 2 wipes with quilted toilet paper and I felt I was ready for the experience I had waited so long for. The packet peeled back and the wave of freshness hit my nostrils. I wont go into the graphic details of the wipe, but let’s just say the moment that moist towelette graced my stink star, it felt like that scene from Guardians of the Galaxy where Oeter Quill gets tapped on the forehead by Ego. It is fair to say that I’d give the experience a definite 10/10 – Highly recommend. I can’t believe that I have subjected my fartbox to the archaic and barbaric ways of regular toilet paper. I will forever use the services of the wet wipe and live happy in the comfort knowing that my meat donut will be living in wet wipe luxury for the remainder of my life. Or until I can finally convince my fiancé to let me have a bidet.

I’m not entirely sure how I started buying these wipes but I’m sure glad I did. They are great for freshening up, leaving you feeling clean after using the loo or reducing the amount of paper needed to clean yourself. Use some paper to get the worst off, use one or two of these to endure you are clean and then away you go. These smell quite peasant without being too strong which is always a good thing as some folk are sensitive to overly fragranced stuff. My only gripe is sometimes I struggle to get one wipe out and end up with about 5. I have to fold the additional ones up and push them back in the pack for next time. I tend to carry a pack of these in my hand bag/work bag as you never know when you might need to visit a less than sanitary toilet and these become your best friend for at least leaving you feeling slightly less contaminated after having to use a minging toilet. Also ideal for using as a wet wipe and cleaning hands, faces etc, so they have multiple uses but are also approved for use on more sensitive areas of the body which is something I always felt unsure about with other wipes. I am happy to keep buying these whilst they are reasonably priced. Would recommend.

Move over, ordinary bathroom tissue - the Andrex Classic Clean Washlets are here to revolutionize our bathroom experience, one cheeky wipe at a time! Picture this: you enter the bathroom expecting your usual, mundane toilet routine, but then you spot the Andrex Classic Clean Washlets, and suddenly, you feel like you've stepped into a fancy spa for your derriere! Oh, la la! These little wonders are like a party for your posterior! Soft, moist, and oh-so-gentle, they're here to prove that wiping doesn't have to be a chore; it can be a refreshing adventure! If you're a fan of ordinary toilet paper, prepare to have your tushy transformed into a pampered prince or princess! It's like a gentle hug for your hiney, a treat for your tush, a celebration for your... well, you get the idea! The Andrex Classic Clean Washlets are like tiny moist towelettes on a mission to cleanse and refresh your nether regions with royal sophistication. But hold on to your seat, because these washlets aren't just for grown-ups! The kids will adore them too - it's like having a magical "bottom cleaning genie" right there in the bathroom. A simple wipe, and they'll be squeaky clean like they've just emerged from a bubble bath! Now, I must warn you, once you've tasted the luxurious life of washlets, going back to plain toilet paper will feel like a step backward. It's like trying to downgrade from first-class to coach - unthinkable! The only downside? Be careful with your aim! These tiny troopers are super effective, but you don't want to accidentally unleash a water park in your bathroom! A gentle touch is all you need - treat them with respect, and they'll reward you with a fresh, clean finish. So, say farewell to the basic bathroom experience and say hello to the Andrex Classic Clean Washlets - the party for your posterior that you never knew you needed! Your bum will thank you, and you'll never see toilet time the same way again. Bottoms up, folks!

Andrex Classic Clean Washlets with Micellar Water are a fantastic addition to any bathroom routine. These wet wipes are soft, gentle on the skin, and leave you feeling fresh and clean after use. The addition of micellar water enhances their effectiveness, providing a deeper clean without irritation. They’re flushable and biodegradable, which is a big plus for being environmentally friendly. The resealable packaging keeps them moist and convenient for on-the-go use. Perfect for sensitive skin or anyone wanting an extra touch of cleanliness, these washlets are a must-have. Highly recommended!

handy things to have in bathroom

Back in the earlier days of COVID when people went bananas over TP, some of us were left with only the choice of wipes or "washlets". It turns out that those people's lunacy was a blessing in disguise for me. I was hesitant to buy these because I always thought they're just for babies. I suppose I was wrong as they're not unpopular amongst adults. I should have given them a try earlier. They're comfortable, refreshing and flushable. As a guy, I've recognised that using toilet paper isn't 100% hygienic. All the hair down there doesn't allow for an entirely thorough clean, but with these washlets that's no longer an issue. The only caveat is that those with sensitive skin might find them to be a bit of a problem. They're fine for me. If that's a problem for you I suggest just buying a single pack to put that to the test. Obviously they're more expensive than toilet paper but cheaper than I expected. Good value for money and a far better clean. I have nothing bad to say aside from the above potential caveat for some other people. Recommended.

Does the intended job