Real Aztec Death Whistle: Loudest Screaming Aztec Death Whistle Apex Predator - Loudest Scream Silbato Azteca At 125+ Decibels - Built by the Mayan - ARKAEOLOGY

When I first received this whistle, I was initially disappointed because the sound was very weak and not like a scream. In the box was a contact card saying if something went wrong, they want to make it right. Usually I just return items directly through Amazon but I decided to contact them directly for support as they requested, just to give them a chance. I am SO glad I contacted them directly!Let me tell you about their customer service. HOLY COW! I emailed them on a Sunday evening. I had a reply from a human by Sunday night with a very polite apology and a promise to make it right. They simply asked for my shipping information. They then packaged and OVERNIGHTED a replacement first thing Monday morning and by Tuesday afternoon, a PERFECTLY working whistle was in my hands! Come on, now... from the time I clicked "Send" on the initial email until a brand new one was in my hands was LESS than 48 hours! That is service with a smile, folks.I am very hesitant to say here all the options they gave me and how above and beyond they went to make this right because I don't want people to see this and then email customer service with a fabricated story and take advantage of these fantastic people. I think the most I'm willing to say here is that they went WAY out of their way to make me a VERY happy customer. I wish I could give them more than 5 stars because they deserve it!The replacement whistle was flawless and beautiful in every way! It sounds terrifying! Experiment with cupping your hands under the whistle and then slowly opening them while blowing on it. It really adds a whole new dimension to the sound. Seriously, get this whistle and get it from THESE people because they know how to do customer service. Yeah, I sound like an ad; whatever. :) But every word is true.

Alright, so let me tell you about this bad boy - the Screaming Aztec Death Whistle. It's not just a whistle, oh no. It's a whistle that blasts out the kind of noise that sounds like a horde of banshees having a bad day. Sounds bonkers, right? I was pretty skeptical about the product due to the style of marketing, and just the relative lack of experience with this sort of an item. It wasn't something that was ever on my radar until I stumbled upon this listing.So, the day it arrives, I rip open the box, all excited like a kid on Christmas. But then I notice this little chip on the corner. Not a deal-breaker, but kind of a bummer, you know? Still, it looked pretty gnarly and gave it a bit of a 'battle-hardened' vibe, so I let it slide. That's the main reason this thing doesn't get a flawless 10.0/10.0 rating.Now, I'm not exactly the most clear-headed when excited, so I thought it'd be a good idea to test this thing out in my apartment. Boy, was I wrong. My cat, Ozymandias, nearly had a heart attack and bolted out the room, taking out half of my figurine collection on his way out. My lovely neighbor, lets call her Mrs. Jones, even came over to check if it was the end of the world. I apologized, showed off the scary whistle, and made a mental note to bake her something when I have time for being so considerate. After that I decided to take the show on the road.My next day off I took it with me on a hiking trip, far away from anyone I could potentially deafen. That's when I let the Death Whistle rip. You should've seen it, folks - birds were taking off like a scene from the movies, and in the wake of its blood chilling cacophany everything went completely silent, and for a second, there was an immense peace in that moment.Anyway, back to the kicker - this thing is LOUD. Like, shake the ground, scare off wildlife, question your life choices loud. It's a blast in a wide-open space, but back home? Not so much. Unless you've got some serious soundproofing or a very understanding neighborhood, you can't really get the full experience without causing a ruckus. It doesn't do much at quieter volumes. You either commit to blasting it, or you're puffing air that lacks any melody.But honestly, I love this crazy little thing. Mine may not be perfect , but it's got charm, personality, and a scream that could wake the dead. So, I'm giving it a big, round of applause. If I wasn't planning on keeping mine it would make a truly unique and fun gift to a friend you think would be into this sort of thing. Here's to ancient Aztec noisemakers and very, very patient neighbors. And Mrs. Jones, those cookies are on their way, promise. Final Rating: 9.25 out of 10.0

Loud as hell!!! Perfect to piss off the neighborhood! Worth every penny!

Arrived as pictured and described. Good quality, value, ease of use, and functions as it should. Sounds scary.

Fast delivery. This thing sounds like a blood-curdling, banshee scream! Must’ve been frightening to hear 1,000’s of warriors blowing them as they attacked your village. Might even have been used as a communication whistle.Who knows? Anyway, duoer scary sounding, and loud!

scares people, sounds goofy to me. i couldnt be scared by it. animals dont like it, cept my dog, she just looks at me like im dumb... coyotes run for the hills when i use if they get too close to me n da pooch. better then spraying them with MACE wondering if im gonna have to shoot em. lol. its loud, sounds like a person if u roll your R's like spanish a little, and semi cup the bottom with your hand. fill your lungs all the way, then open your mouth and take down more air like 5-10 times to get a reallly full lung when you use this so its nice and long. just a regular full breath is kinda weak. and i got lung capacity, i freedive. really charge up ur lungs, BUT NOT TOO MUCH OR U CAN GET HURT lol 5 or 8 mouthfulls of extra air is plenty. i totally painted mine up with technoglo glow in the dark paint. looks cool.

The authentic design and the eerie quality of the sound produced make this a fantastic conversation piece or something to scare your friends and family.

Works great and is very loud!