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B**Y
Alrighty then...
Just started this & I gotta thank Sandra Bunino for sharing this in Bunino's Bookalicious Babes group over on FBHilarious... The first being part of the title, the Dad Bod... LOL HAHA.Then add in these lines:His moderate physical body that was like a tantalizing submarine made from cellulite answered a yearning inside me I was afraid to acknowledge; I could not look at him directly for fear of spontaneous orgasm.Then Jacob’s dad looked down at me in my deck chair, and I suddenly felt very small and tender, like a chicken tender.God, that body. What? Phew! Without warning, my mouth began salivating looking at Mr. Baldwin’s physique. Shirtless for the first time, I was granted the total view— all that I had been missing these years. He had a stomach like a small mountain, it went on and on, but seemed to be made not out of rocks and trees, but from the softest down cushioning, like smooth marble. His chest hung over the beer belly in two beefy cutlets, like two sandwich bags of fresh mozzarella, a patch of scraggly hair in the center like a welcome mat, with two smaller thickets of hair on his shoulders.But he wasn’t fat. No, no. You couldn’t say that about him. Just that he didn’t give a s*** about all the preening and primping, about hours in the gym, about all the high-maintenance bulls*** of the world. S***. His velvety body was aworld— a whole world of flesh that had known meals and drinks and known the pleasures of the carefree life. And suddenly I wanted to fall into the world of this carefree body and not come out. Not for days. Not ever. I was suddenly very, very hot. Hot for this dad’s bod.OMG I could go on with the riotous laughter that this book holds...Now back to the Dad Bod bit... HAHA, I still find it funny... Why not write about them, the ones that let themselves go have zero tolerance to what a health and the industry standard of "sexy"with man-scaped well groomed body. Heck there is the stepbrother romances (which make no sense to me but hey to each there own, right?)There was a few errors but they were easy to glance over, and ignore.Overall an Ok to pass the time and need a laugh quirky sexy kind of read that ended with a WTF ..
W**F
Game over, man!
This brief story is the most confusing, amazing collection of English words you will ever read. Are you into it? Is it pure humor? Can a SuperSoaker really hold that much water? All these questions will haunt you for the rest of the night after enjoying Noonan's frustratingly short paen to summer fun. Some of the lines in the book had me in tears for minutes at a time but then again the smutty parts where confusingly effective and alluring at times. Basically, you couldn't spend a better buck and I am weirdly expectant for a continuation of this story.
S**H
Utterly Titillating
Amazing. Simply a masterpiece.
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