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If Willy Wonka and a laxative factory had an illicit love child, these sugar-free jelly beans would be it. Let me be VERY clear: They taste AMAZING. Truly, a gourmet carnival of flavor. Each bean is a tiny, fruity promise whispered seductively into your mouth. And then… Somewhere deep in my intestines, a trapdoor opened. Within an hour, my digestive system staged a full-scale military coup. My guts went from 0 to “Mayday! Mayday! We are going down!” It wasn’t a stomach ache — it was a biblical event. A plague. If Moses had given Pharaoh sugar-free jelly beans, the Israelites would’ve been freed immediately. I wasn’t using the bathroom. I was anchored to it. The porcelain and I bonded on a spiritual level. I achieved enlightenment. I astral-projected. I may have briefly seen my ancestors. Imagine a tornado. Now imagine that tornado is full of hot brown regret. That was me. And the SOUND? My toilet now has PTSD. In fact, I think I do too. Pro: • Tastes fantastic • Low calorie • Cleanses your soul, colon, sins, and possibly the paint off your walls Con: • Requires a hydration strategy normally reserved for endurance athletes • May cause you to reevaluate your life choices • Time becomes meaningless • You will understand humility Bottom line? If you want a delicious treat AND want to experience what it feels like for your digestive tract to perform a Cirque du Soleil finale… Buy these jelly beans. 10/10 would recommend. 0/10 would trust a fart.

Compared to all others, these are the best. The flavor lingers and doesn't go bad. You can really taste the natural flavor. if anything there is I am not perfectly happy with is that they seem to be too sweet. Of course all they are is sugar wrapped in wax so I suppose that is to be expected. These are, at least to me, the only JBs worth buying.

This is nasty but funny to play

As I said in the title, I love this product. The reason I gave it only 4/5 stars is because afterwards it tastes like a dog just crapped in my mouth and the taste lingered for several hours. However, this is a super fun challenge for you and your friends. I am planning on doing the "jelly bean challenge" at my birthday party in two weeks. I ordered 3 of these and one of the ones with the spinner. I bought 3 (1 more than I really need) so that I could test it out before the party. I have to say, the good ones are great..the bad ones are AWFUL. But I have to say, the reactions are so freakin hilarious that it is worth all of the cringing and nastiness. Short review on all the bad flavors to give you a foretaste of what you will eat: Stinky socks: I can still taste it.. that gross, spot-on mixture of sweat and 67% polyester is definitely one of the worst. Lawn clippings: I have to say, lawn clippings isn't bad. You may even like it if you're one of those moms who are always trying to sneak veggies into their kids desserts. Because this tastes like spinach. Rotten egg: It does have that horrible barf-like taste. But this is one of those flavors that you can't really describe in any other way then "yup...that's DEFINITELY what rotten egg tastes like" Moldy cheese: thankfully, I have been fortunate enough to always get caramel corn, however I'd imagine it tastes much like stinky socks. Toothpaste: Now this is not a bad flavor for me at all. The blue jellybean is the one I save for after I tried a really bad flavor so i could just put it in my mouth and either way it get rid of the bad flavor. I quite like toothpaste! Canned dog food: This one started out fine but after trying again because I wanted chocolate pudding and getting dog food again I was ready to barf. When I gave it to my dad he thought it was dog poop flavored so yeah. Barf: How can I even explain this... barf is terrible. It tasted rather unpleasantly exactly like after you barf and it even has that lingering acidic aftertaste. I spit it out immediately. this is one of those flavors that you are like "please please please please PLEASE! Be peach!" Booger: This just tasted like garbage. Not really something you can describe. Let me just say it wasn't in my mouth long enough to really let the flavor set. Skunk spray: This is a very good jellybean..it teaches kids that your tongue will hate you forever if you taste skunk spray. Baby wipes: Not bad, it tastes like the smell of soap. Just smell a babywipe and BAM that's what it tastes like. So I really hope that ,y review was of some help to you. Thanks! ~ Julia <3 ;D

Yummy !!! I LOVE figuring out what flavor it is by tasting it, before looking it up on the pkg. 😋

Got these and a bag of regular jelly beans, made little goody bags with 1 of each level mixed in with regular jelly beans and handed them out to coworkers. OH BOY! I’ve never seen so many people confused, angry, bewildered in my life. They’d eat an orange cream and enjoy it. Next time they thought it was an orange cream; it was a habanero and tears started to well in their eyes. My first victim ate the ghost pepper level 5, and ran to the water fountain yelling “THIS IS NOT OKAY, THIS IS NOT OKAY”. Afterwards, they all started sniff testing and taking itty bitty nibbles off the corner before eating another one.

Great product. Very fast delivery. Will oder again.

Great price for the best jelly beans @ 3 pounds. The only other thing I have to say is that all the flavors are together. So if your ok with that its a great deal!